Dreamworks Animation is just about to release “How to Train Your Dragon,” their latest animated film that won’t be anywhere near as good as the Disney/Pixar movies.
Not that Dreamworks cares. The movie is presented in 3D, which is all but a guarantee for big box office these days.
Attention America: 3D movies have been around forever. You are getting duped into paying premium prices for inferior products.
I like some of the Dreamworks movies, notably “Kung Fu Panda” and the first two “Shrek” movies. But even those can’t even compete against the awesome, all-powerful winning streak of Pixar. Well, OK. “Panda” beats “A Bug’s Life.” But only because Pixar couldn’t figure out how many legs go on an ant.
Still, I love a well-deserved swipe at the mediocrity known as Dreamworks, and this fake image from College Humor is a good one. Check out their Honest Movie Titles and poster gallery of this year’s Best Picture Oscar nominees.
I also like their alternate title of “The Blind Side.” I think “White Lady Saves the Day” could perform even better in North Idaho.