You can’t handle the taglines

It’s bad enough that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson stars in an idiotic kiddy movie called "Tooth Fairy." But did the promotional campaign really need to use the stupidest taglines imaginable? "The Tooth Hurts," proclaims one shameless poster for the movie. Another reads, "You Can’t Handle the Tooth." Obviously this "Tooth Fairy" movie is a real […]

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Worst Movies of 2009

The title speaks for itself. The less said about 2009’s cinematic stinkers, the better. Avoid them like the (insert latest disease craze here). Bride Wars I feel sorry for any person who knows a woman like the spoiled characters played by Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson in this offensively insipid film. Luckily, no human being

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Best Movies of 2009

With two lingering wars and the economy in the tank, the nation didn’t exactly have a very happy 2009. Fitting that many of the year’s best movies were fantasies, comedies and cartoons. Apparently, there’s nothing like a good distraction to help ease the pain of tough times. 1. Up While this Pixar masterpiece boasts several

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